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Q. Why do capacitors block D.C Current and allow A.C Current ?

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qwerty ·2010-10-25 03:56:11

hahahaha nice one

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Vivek @ Born this Way ·2010-10-25 04:42:59

Q: What is the name of the first electricity detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms

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rony027 ·2010-11-02 07:51:03

good one....

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mkagenius ·2010-11-06 06:21:45

nice one...now i will never forget!! hahaha...

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AKHIL ·2011-01-02 22:25:51

good jokes!!
:D

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swordfish ·2011-01-03 01:22:52

Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Source : http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/physicsjokes.html

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Abner Jack ·2011-02-02 00:31:00

Interesting jokes. For more jokes click on:

www.jokelobby.com

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xYz ·2011-02-02 10:10:31

@swordfish the uncertainty is minimum for very high momentum !!!!!!!
Î”xÎ”p_xâ‰¥h4Î

if Î”p_x is high enuf the quantum physicst can be very much precise about the 'x'...

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