wanna laugh???click on this...

what a chamatkar....that too without dhan...:P

loved his expression during the speech...

ahem????????????????????

adaraniya sabhapati mahodaya athiti visesh sikshan mantri sri R.D.Tripati ji, manniya sikshakgan aur mere priya sahpatio..
aaj agar ICE aasmaan ki bulandiyo ko chu raha hai to uska shreya sirf ek insaan ko jata hai
shri VIRU SAHASTRABUDDHIE...give him a big hand...he's a great guy great guy....
pichle 32 saal se inhone nirantar iisshh college me "chamatkar pe chamatkar kiye" ummid hai aage bhi karte rahenge....

hume to aascharya hota hai ek insaan aapne jivankal me itna "chamatkar" kaise kar sakta hai
inhone kari tapasya se upne aap ko issh kabin bunaya hai
waqt ka sahi upiyog ghante ki poorna issemal koi inse sikhe
sikhe inse sikhe....
aaj hum sab chatro yaha hai kal saare desh videsh me faail jayenge..
wada hai aapse jis desh me honge waha chamatkar karenge...
ICE ka naam roshan karenge...
dikha denge sabko...jo chamatkar karnnee ka shaamta yaha ke chatro me hai woh sansaar ke kissi chatro me nahi...no other chatra no other chatra...

adaraniye mantri ji namaskar...
aapne iis sanksthan ko woh cheez diya hai jo humko sakth jarurat thi...
dhan...(dhan nahi....dhan mane....chu chu...[3])
dhan hota sabhi ke paas hota hai sab chupa ke rakhte hai par deta koi nahi...[271]
aapne apna dhan isshhh chamatkari purush ke haath me diya hai
ab dekhiye yeh kaise iska upiyog karta hai.....[271]

isshh swarna abhsar me ek slok yaad aa rahe he...

Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam -
Madhyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk -
kanistham thud thudia paadam -
Surr surri praan gatakam...

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Jab life ho out of control honthon ko kar ke gol
Honthon ko kar ke gol seeti baja ke bol
Aal izz well
Murgi kya jaane ande ka kya hoga
Arrey life milegi ya tawe pe fry hoga
Koi na jaane apna future kya hoga
Honth ghuma seeti baja seeti baja ke bol
Bhaiya aal izz well
Arrey bhaiya aal izz well
Arrey chachu aal izz well
Arrey bhaiya aal izz well

Confusion hi confusion hai solution kuch pata nahi
Solution jo mila to saala question kya tha pata nahi
Dil jo tera baat baat pe ghabraye
Dil pe rakh le haath usse tu fusla le
Dil idiot hai pyaar se usko samjha le
Honth ghuma seeti baja seeti baja ke bol
Bhaiya aal izz well
Arrey bhaiya aal izz well
Arrey chachu aal izz well
Arrey bhaiya aal izz well

Scholarship ki pee gaya daaru ghum to phir bhi mitaa nahi
Agar battiyan raakh ho gayi God to phir bhi dikha nahin
Bakra kya jaane uski jaan ka kya hoga
Seekh ghusegi ya saala keema hoga
Koi na jaane apna future kya hoga
To honth ghuma seeti baja seeti baja ke bol
Bhaiya aal izz well
Arrey bhaiya aal izz well
Arrey chachu aal izz well
Arrey bhaiya aal izz well

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Bhaiya aal izz well
Arrey murgi aal izz well
Arrey bakre aal izz well
Arrey bhaiya aal izz well

Saari Umrr Hum Mar Marke Ji Liye
Ik Pal Toh Abb Hamein Jine Do, Jine Do...

Na Na Na Na Na Na...

Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain
Give Me Another Chance I Wanna Grow Up Once Again...

Kandhon Ko Kitaabon Ke Bojh Ne Jhukaaya
Rishwat Dena Toh Khud Paapa Ne Sikhaaya
99 Percent Marks Laaoge Toh Ghadi Warana Chhadi
Likh Likhakar Padha Haathon Par Alfa Beta Gamma Ka Chhaala
Concentrated H2so4 Ne Pura, Pura Bachpan Jala Daala
Bachpan Toh Gaya Jawaani Bhi Gayi
Ik Pal Toh Abb Hamein Jine Do, Jine Do...

Saari Umrr Hum Mar Marke Ji Liye
Ik Pal Toh Abb Hamein Jine Do, Jine Do
Na Na Na Na Na Na...

Give Me Some Sunshine, Give Me Some Rain
Give Me Another Chance I Wanna Grow Up Once Again...
Na Na Na Na Na Na...

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